Texas State Fair has 8 new treats. Most are artery-clogging-heart-attack-causing deep fried.  But this one takes the price:

"100 percent pure butter is whipped 'til light and fluffy, then specially sweetened with a choice of several flavors.  It is then surrounded by a "special dough" and quick-fried.

Deep%20Fried%20Butter%20-%2012[1] For those counting, a stick of butter has 810 calories, before it is deep fried.  And I doubt they are frying in olive oil.  And it’s pure fat, baby!

Okay, so some of my hair-loss is because of stressing out over the stupidity of fellow humans.