It was bothering the kids that our cats were not married.  So instead of talking about the difference between monogamous humans and, ya know, cats, my wife decided to hold a wedding ceremony to get the cats married.

Update: I am sad to inform you that the groom left his bride at the altar.  We have no idea where Spice is hiding.  I guess he really wanted to maintain his freedom.  What freedom! He’s even a real man anymore, poor thing.  Sorry Sushi, another day perhaps.