• I never thought it would be so easy to stick my hand in the toilet to recover yet another thing Ayaan threw in and tried to flush down
  • Use “because I said so” often.  It is a valid reason.  Do it because I would like you to do it!
  • I never, ever, thought there would be moments I would have to struggle not to spank these kids.  I mean, what kind of monster wants to hit a 3 year old.  Apparently the monster who has to live with the said 3 year old. 
  • Who ever thought I would happily stand in line for 40-freaking-five minutes for a 60 second pony ride?