I was changing Ayaan’s unusually stinky diaper when I asked, “why didn’t you use the toilet?  Why did you go in your diapers?”
Ayaan: “Noooo I didn’tttt.  Mama did”
Me: “Mama did what?  You did potty in your diapers”
Ayaan: “Mama did.  I did noooot”
Me: “Mama did this?” I pointed to, well, you know what
Ayaan: “Yaaaa”

This is getting out of hand.  How do you discipline a two year old for lying?