We were visiting someone when Ayaan (2.5 yrs old) came downstairs with a toy car.

Me: “Ayaan, where did you get it from?”
Ayaan: “It’s mine”
Me: “It’s not yours”
Ayaan: “It’s mine”
Me: “Who gave it to you?”
Ayaan: “I gave it to me”

Can’t argue with that logic.